One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.
by Distasio9 November 28, 2009
Get the Lamons mug.The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.
by lamons.wife November 29, 2009
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Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.
"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"
"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
by turtlecream98 April 8, 2015
Get the Smoove Lemons mug.I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.
by Le Monster December 19, 2008
Get the Lemonster mug.Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
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Get the Lamonting mug.by Toni Jones February 25, 2009
Get the Lemons-worthy mug.Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
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Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
by PokarFace June 20, 2010
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