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One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.
God, I hate Lamons, I wish he would shut the hell up!
Lamons by Distasio9 November 28, 2009
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The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.
i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!
lamons by lamons.wife November 29, 2009
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Smoove Lemons 

Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.
"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"

"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
Smoove Lemons by turtlecream98 April 8, 2015

Lemonster 

A person having lived and or grew up in Lemont, IL.
I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.
Lemonster by Le Monster December 19, 2008

Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.

Lemons-worthy

When you give up 7 or more goals in a hockey game when playing goalie.
He gave up 21 goals in that game, it must have been lemons-worthy.
Lemons-worthy by Toni Jones February 25, 2009

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. 

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!