by bryan lammers August 01, 2006
A Person who knows very little about computers/computing.
It also refers to a person who pretends to be a hacker but is not.
It also refers to a person who pretends to be a hacker but is not.
by anonymous254157893 April 05, 2007
A numbered, chip-like implement placed on a casino gaming table
indicating the amount of value chips that have been removed from a
table tray during a table credit slip transaction, or an amount of chips
that has been given to a customer for wagering on credit prior to
completion of a credit instrument (marker).
indicating the amount of value chips that have been removed from a
table tray during a table credit slip transaction, or an amount of chips
that has been given to a customer for wagering on credit prior to
completion of a credit instrument (marker).
When the customer requested a marker for the remainder of his credit line, the pit boss put a 5000 lammer on the blackjack table and the dealer cut out $5000 in chips to give the player.
by LVBOA October 18, 2008
verb - To bail on your friends to hang out with your girlfriend. It is considered an especially bad case of Lammersing if the Lammerser in question planned the event with friends that he is Lammersing himself, far ahead of time, and then decided to Lammers WHILE AT THE EVENT.
"Why does he keep Lammersing on us? Can't he just tell us he's gonna hang out with her ahead of time instead of Lammersing at the last minute every time?"
by Buddy V May 12, 2009
Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".
Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
That guy is absolutely lammered
by Homer September 01, 2003
by RoCCo ReLoaDeD June 05, 2003
Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
by Richard Dickletter November 08, 2010