Lamlad

A book that causes 80% of science student dropouts in Nigerian universities

Please don't buy Lamlad

by Anonymous jobex May 25, 2020

Lambada

The forbidden dance-an extremely sexy dance, legend says that doing this dance can get a girl pregnant.

Guy A : did u see jason dancin the lambada with Jess

Guy B : yeh maaaannn, she must be pregnant now !!

by angel eyes ;-) July 28, 2009

Lamadness

The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.

Person 1 - Man you don't ever get laid.
Person 2 - You have been sticken with Lamadness.

by NickK333 May 5, 2007

Lamadia

Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.

Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?

Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!

Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.

Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.

Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.

Tony: ded o buddy...you there?

Ded o: o

by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017

horizontal lambada

It means exactly what it implies... Sex. Known in some old skool club circles as a very classic club tune from the mid 90's by DJ Lace. Features the "We're gonna have an orgasm" samples.

"Say girl/guy, would you like to dance the horizontal lambada with me?"

by clubby1 April 15, 2008

Nada in The Lambada

When something is close to zero.

-How much does that rabbit cost?
-1 Dollarz
-Wow, that's nada in the lambada!

by Lemmysnickers October 10, 2010

naked lambada

Slang for sex

Lemme take you home so we can do the naked lambada.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004