The annoying whale being carried just above sea level by a flock of small birds, visible when Twitter runs out of bandwidth.
If I see that damn birdwhale one more time, I swear I'm going to smash my head against the keyboard until I bleed.
by zekepliskin December 06, 2009
A new term for Christmas, invented as a reflection of the fact the original values and methods of celebrating have been streamlined and homogenised to the point of it being a mere exercise in material gain.
Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Judith: "Did you see the amount of pointless seasonal junk on sale in the mall chainstores?"
Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."
Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."
Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."
Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."
Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
by zekepliskin December 06, 2009
Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.
Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.
Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.
Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?
Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.
Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.
by zekepliskin December 06, 2009
The little picture shown when Tr.im, the popular URL trimmer in regularly used by the more savvy members of the much-maligned Twitter, runs out of bandwidth and is therefore unable to redirect the trimmed link. Instead it shows a banana skin and apologises for the problem.
A more and more common problem as the amount of Twitter users increases.
A more and more common problem as the amount of Twitter users increases.
by zekepliskin December 06, 2009
The term used to describe someone who has been sick burned repeatedly, and often by different people, in a short space of time.
Usually this occurs if the person is question is a jerkass and probably had it coming. Often devestating to their ego.
Usually this occurs if the person is question is a jerkass and probably had it coming. Often devestating to their ego.
Josh: Yo, did you see what happened to Julie the other night? She got verbally slammed so many times she's practically a burn victim!
Al: Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. She needs to be cut down to size.
Al: Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. She needs to be cut down to size.
by zekepliskin December 07, 2009
Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.
Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?
Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.
Jake: Weak!
Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.
Jake: Weak!
by zekepliskin December 06, 2009
A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.
Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?
by zekepliskin December 08, 2009