Skip to main content

vageena lamoona 

This is an example of the classic muff shot with a twist.
When a girl bends over to produce said moon, she leans a little further than needed and gives a little pussy shot with hair.
This is affectionately referred to as the vageena lamoona
"When Cargly got out of the shower she bent over to pick up her towel and gave me and Krint the best vageena lamoona ever!"
" I couldn't take my eyes off that shit!"
vageena lamoona by sussmeout December 17, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A sexy girl, usually with blond hair. She is smart and funny, and is super nice to almost everyone she meets. A Lagoona is super hot, and attracts lots of boys. She's not normally catty or gets into fights, unless you get on her bad side. A hardworking girl, but she also had lots of free time to socialize or spend with friends. If you ever see a Lagoona be sure to befriend her. There aren't too many Lagoonas out there.
"Did you see that sexy girl over there?"

"Yeah, she's so hot! She's in my math class. She's so smart and funny!"

"Dude, that's definitely a Lagoona."
lagoona by Goodfairyperson October 3, 2017

Lagoona Vagina 

The famale version of swamp nuts when referring to someones genitals sweating profusely.
The climate controlled seats in these new cars solve my lagoona vagina
Lagoona Vagina by 20BADASS06 March 17, 2021

laloocaca 

faze rug is a laloocaca.
laloocaca by laloocaca January 12, 2022
Lalonna is a very sweet girl. She likes the color lilac. She’s afraid of things that fly. She hates calamari and corn. She likes surprise gifts, but only if she doesn’t have to ask for it. She loves romance novels. She thinks working out is self harm, but wants to get into it anyways. She loves really hard, but gets hurt often. She’s very soft sometimes. The smallest things make her cry and happy. She’s very shy, but loves making friends. She seems quiet until you get to know her personally.
Lalonna is so sweet.

Has anyone seen lalonna?
Wait until you meet lalonna!
lalonna by Soft marshmallow August 9, 2022
Noun - Island located in South America.

Verb - The act of inslaving.
Noun - “Hey, we should take a trip to Laloonge!”

Verb - “The Egyptians used to laloonge people, you know?”
laloonge by I love mommy milk June 6, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next