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Lalonna is a very sweet girl. She likes the color lilac. She’s afraid of things that fly. She hates calamari and corn. She likes surprise gifts, but only if she doesn’t have to ask for it. She loves romance novels. She thinks working out is self harm, but wants to get into it anyways. She loves really hard, but gets hurt often. She’s very soft sometimes. The smallest things make her cry and happy. She’s very shy, but loves making friends. She seems quiet until you get to know her personally.
Lalonna is so sweet.

Has anyone seen lalonna?
Wait until you meet lalonna!
lalonna by Soft marshmallow August 9, 2022
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A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
LaVonna by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010
A beautiful, yet unique person. Very unpredictable, but always the life of the party. Has a likeable personality and easy to get along with. Not the type of person you would like to be on their bad side. If she doesn’t like you she’ll let you know.
this party is a ladonna!
LaDonna by serenity12 May 19, 2009
A bizarre type of person like her name with very peculiar ways. Someone who is usually misunderstood. Though weird and unpredictable, Ladonna is real. She doesn't take shit from anyone.
What a peculiar person! She's such a Ladonna.
Ladonna by Randalle March 11, 2009
LaDonna is my mother
LaDonna by LA December 20, 2016
Layonna is beautiful and a lot of people think she's fake because she speaks truth. She also keeps up alot of drama but soon her life will be in order
layonna by Pyt.niya June 18, 2018

Lajonnay 

a beautiful, confident person who can snap any minute if you mess with her. However, she is awesome, beautiful,funny,and charming.
Lajonnay is so pretty!
Lajonnay by Ilove_christmas March 21, 2013
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