lake flaccid

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

lake flaccid by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

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Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

Lake Flaccid by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

Word of the Day on October 11, 2024

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Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).

Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.

Lake Flaccid by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

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A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

A trip to lake flaccid by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024

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Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.

"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"

Lake Flacid by ambaryk November 16, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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