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Laid off
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Laid-Off • laid • laid back • Laid Up • laid hers • laid night • Laid Over • laid a brick • laid an acorn • laid an egg
Laid Off
When a man and a woman almost have sex, but the woman rejects the man when she see's the size of his penis.
Laid Off by maninacoma July 12, 2011
Laid Off
Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,
only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.
only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.
"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".
Laid Off by jon_public November 10, 2009
Laid-Off
To be fired
Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)
See Fired
Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)
See Fired
Laid-Off by strykerphoenix October 3, 2006
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