The act of fondling or touching the same sexes Fat Rolls, Jelly Rolls, Lobes, "Love Handles", Moobs, or other parts of the same sex's neck to waist area specifically a male. It has been use as a sign of sexual confusion (IE: Homo-sexual, Metro-sexual, Bi-sexual)
Sitting in a desk, and a man behind you has his hands rubbing your fat rolls or lobes, due to the fact that they are hanging over the desk and it makes you laugh or giggle. It has been known to make everyone in the room feel awkward.
Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.