Lauraing is the same as Gaslighting but it's the person who's being Gaslighted's fault for not harpooning her and rolling her back into the sea as all Laura's are fat disgusting manatees.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear how Steve is doing?
Friend 2: He's doing badly because he allowed himself to become a victim of Lauraing.
Friend 1: Fuck that fucking beached whale
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.