Laghas 

A fucking plebeian who lags up the whole gaming session and makes it shit for everyone.

Wow, this delay is ridiculous. Stop being such a laghas.
Why is there so much lag? It's because of the laghas.

Laghas by TheSaladGuy June 28, 2016

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

LAGAS

Abbreviation for the phrase "Like Anyone Gives A Shit." Used to connote utter disregard and/or contempt for the subject or discussion at hand.

Person A:
Did you see what he just did over there to that person's car?

Person B:
LAGAS

LAGAS by Disgruntled9 March 19, 2010

Lagasaurus Rex 

-MikaelaElizabethKirkeby
-someone who lags mad ass
-something that takes a long time
-time consuming people

The fat kid in the P.E. class became known as a Lagasaurus Rex when it took him an hour to run a mile

Lagasaurus Rex by OCforlife November 4, 2010

laughasm 

A laughing fit whose intensity borders on the orgasmic.

She was laughing so hard that she had her first laughasm and it was the greatest day of her life.

laughasm by georges November 9, 2005

lagtastic voyage 

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.

Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!

lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008

Lashasa Palulu 

An African tribe that walks on their hands when in their home, so they don't leave footprints

I left footprints on the kitchen floor, this never would have happened if I was part of the Lashasa Palulu

Lashasa Palulu by drayzizzle October 3, 2007