Lady J

The kind of girl every guy has encountered. Classy, sweet, prim and proper girl. Attractive, but never sexy in her choice of make-up or clothing. Usually church going, friendly but naïve. Thus, her flirtations which can lead to cock-teasing, go unrealized by her. To the guy though, they are very overt. A Lady J can be easily seduced but will never go all the way. "I think we should stop now" is a common plea by her, as the guy is rounding third base. An encounter with a Lady J always results in a painful case of blue balls.

Bill: "Hey, how did your date go with that sweet looking co-ed in our philosophy class?" Jerry: "Waste of time and money. She turned out to be a Lady J, so I had to go home and jack off to relieve the pain."

by horndogger31 July 13, 2015

Lady Jam

That one song that get a lady acting like a freak in the bed

Tania: oooooh this is my jam! This is my Lady Jam!

by T to the A October 5, 2016

lady juice

The warm liquid that appears out of a lady's genital area when excited.

I visited a girl's area and all I got was in return was this lady juice.

by JudasMcPoppleton November 11, 2008

Lady Juices

Girls that can rocket ejaculate out of themselves by masturbating really hard and frantically- most of the time legs spread open as far as they can go, and fingers in- letting out squirts- spraying down the camera or what is in front of her- making the camera shot- drip with the wetness, over her bed or whatever is in front completely socked.

-meaning that she squirted girl-cum all over the place.
Used in the Nevaeh Saga by Marcel Duriez

'Ava- she sprayed her 'Lady Juices' all over the dash.'
Used in the Nevaeh Saga by Marcel Duriez

by M. R. Duriez October 4, 2018

Lady Job

Giving a manual sexual favor to a female, usually a standard fingering. Can be used to gain favor or social capital with that female. It's the female version of the standard blow job to gain favor or social capital with a male.
Note: standard cunnilingus may also be used in the Lady Job.

Sarah: "Hey I heard that you passed your 300-level spanish class. How did you do it?"
Jordan: "I gave my prof two lady jobs a day for the entire semester."

by Sarah A.M. February 5, 2008

Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.

Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.

by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

Old Lady Jackson

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.

by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020