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Ladies and Gentlemen 

A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."
Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?
Words you can keep

ladies and gentlemen, we got him 

A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait
"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem 

When you find somebody online that says a 15 year old anime girl is hot. Commonly used among FBI OPEN UP! and the breakbot song that you never are able to find because whenever you try to search it, you get memes.
"damn she's hot"
"she's 15. Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem."
"oh shit wait no-"
"FBI OPEN UP!"

ladies and gentlemen, we gottem. 

used in meme compilations, like REALLY used in them often paired with the song "baby i'm yours" in normal or earrape.
Guy 1: hey dude, Joe is really cool
Guy 2: who's Joe?
Guy 3: starts playing Baby i'm yours
Guy 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Guy 1: *long breath* J O E M A M A
Guy 2: *is defeated*
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