13 definition by Oscar MacGorden

Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!

Dave's act killed, and he got a standing ovation.

Dave inadvertently flashed his potatoes before he lifted the cups, so his audience wasn't surprised when he made them appear.

"If that crazy bastard Rick Santorum becomes President, I'm moving to Canada."

Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?

George Bush: "I believe that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

I'm sick of the War on Drugs, and America being the world's policeman, so I'm going to become a blue republican.