labootons 

WHAT ARE THOSE ASDA'S? THESE ARE MY FRESH LABOOTONS

Don't step on my labootons

labootons by Lightning Macqueen April 24, 2020

Labootons 

Loubitins, LABOOTONS, bantee

Man violates me steps on my LABOOTONS and what shoes are dem? Asda's!! Can you see my labootoooons

Labootons by Freshguyjoe September 16, 2020

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

chris labontony by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

LaBootomy 

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.

Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.

LaBootomy by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

Christan Labootoff 

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.

"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"

Christan Labootoff by M0NEM May 13, 2021