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Labootons 

Loubitins, LABOOTONS, bantee
Man violates me steps on my LABOOTONS and what shoes are dem? Asda's!! Can you see my labootoooons
Labootons by Freshguyjoe September 16, 2020

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.
Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

LaBootomy 

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.
Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.
LaBootomy by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

Christan Labootoff 

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
Christan Labootoff by M0NEM May 13, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026