The original title for the Frank Sinatra
classic; 'Luck, be a
lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a
woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia
lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren'
t doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a
woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)