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get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.
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hair is laid 

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair
Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
hair is laid by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013
Beautiful, funny and fun person to be around. Brings life to the party and is a good at hosting events. Very savage and intelligent, people like to be around her, has an attitude yet it is admired
what a cool labibah
What a fun time with labibah
Labibah by A.Savage May 23, 2016

Labia lady tonight 

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

laid ease 

the cooler way of saying ladies
okay laid ease this is the tea
laid ease by tea stirrer June 14, 2018

Propensity to get Laid 

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.