Person 1: "Yo! Did you hear about that personthat's so concerned about being stalked that they only put their initials on their social media page? I found their LinkedIn profile!"
Person 2: "LMFBOAT! What a scrub!"
Text convo:
Person1 - Hey did you know shadman forgot his bait in the freezer?
Fitness guru - LMFBFO. I guess the only thing he will be catching is a cold
Person1 - Lolski
For those of us too independent for a real relationship, too horny to be single, and too wise to just sleep around with whomever.
"Look, Bob, I know you like me, but I don't want anything more than an LTFBR."
-- "You mean.. you want a long-term relationship based soley on sex?"
"Yes."
-- "So no dates, no presents, no meeting the parents, no drama?"
"Right!"
--"PERFECT!"