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These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.
Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP
LPK by Johnny January 6, 2004

lpkojihugyftdrseawq

when you are so bored you decide to type the 2 top lanes of your keyboard backwards while going up and down

i am bored as hell too
aright class, you need to read 100 pages till tomorrow

1 hour later: lpkojihugyftdrseawq

lpkomjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq 

You've finally made it. You're truly bored. If you found this definition you should give yourself a pat on the back.

Actually, I've made it. I've finally found a word that is typed in a particular order of the QWERTY keyboard. Now go make up an order of your own and see if anyone can find it. That should cure your boredom.

How to type:

1. Starting from the middle row of your keyboard, (asdfghjkl) right to left, hit the first letter (which should be l)
2. Then, go to the letter above it. (which should be p)
3. Finally, hit the bottom letter of your "column" (if there isn't a bottom key, go to the next column and repeat steps 1 - 3)
4. Continue the pattern, (repeat steps 1 - 3) going right to left throughout the keyboard.

And there you go! You've done it. You didn't really need to know because, how would you end up on this definition? But hey, here it is. Now go find a pattern that you can add your own definition to.
You: I wonder if there's a definition of lpkomjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq...
You: *Types it in*
You: Aren't I creative? There has to be NO ONE that's ever done this before, there's probably no definition...
You: Oh shi-
You: Wow, this person actually took the time to write this out.
You: I'm still bored.

lpkojihugyftdrseawqzxcvbnm 

Ok, why’d you type this in? I bet your just filled with boredom so you typed the whole keyboard in a certain order.
I’m bored so I type,. “lpkojihugyftdrseawqzxcvbnm” but it didn’t let my boredom out.

Lpknights 

Mormon who is afraid of girls, and believe that he is always right.
Lpknights i fucking hate you.
Lpknights by Bizarre is Ge June 6, 2009

Lpknights 

A person who swears he can get 1850, however he has yet to do so. A person who refuses to /2 LF 2s partner.
why don't you get 1850 Lpknights?
Lpknights by Ark :D June 18, 2009