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LOLOI

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LOLOI - means something is funny enough to use LOL for, but you only laughed on the inside of yourself because you were in an inapproriate place. "Laugh out loud, only inside".
My friend sent me a vial, but hillarious joke while I was at the Library. I almost lost it with laughter but I had to keep my laughter hidden within since it was a quite area. I didn't know how to respond so I put, LOLOI (since I really only laughed inside, but it was funny enough to LOL). It's been spreading ever since.
LOLOI by BGLCincy March 1, 2011
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LOLOI

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When you're laughing out loud but only on the inside.
Guy 1: Dude, that's the funniest shit I have ever seen!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I'm LOLOI so hard right now...
Guy 1:
LOLOI by roadfighter March 22, 2017
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LOLOI • Loloicon • loli • Lolicon • lolies • lolfish • lolbit • lolie • loli gagging • loligarchy

lolimi

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An acronym for Laughing Out Loud In My Imagination. Used in place of lol when ur not actually laughing out loud
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side. Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: The chicken!
Person 2: lolimi
lolimi by Takaaki S. March 21, 2012
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lolbike 

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The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.
Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b
lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009
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Legal Loli 

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A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.
Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!
Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010
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Lolbit 

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Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021
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Lolicon

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Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.
A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!
Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020
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