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lmaoi, laughing my ass off on the inside. can also be typecast as lmao(i).
used when you aren't actually laughing your ass off, but you are mentally.
text #1: why did the chicken cross the road?
text #2: oh i dunno, why?
text #1: to get to the other side! idiot! hahahahaha.
text #2: lmaoi!
lmaoi by justin burchete July 27, 2010
Words you can keep
Laughing my ass off indulgently.

The act of laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing at so you forget all meaning of the universe and feel the need to be generous to everyone around you.
"lmaoi I suddenly feel the need to give you this $100 note. Btw what year is it?"
lmaoi by Panda.Butt January 14, 2018
LMAOI, you is dumb.
What is lmao? It's LMAOI
Lmaoi by immascorpio1114 October 19, 2009
Our scientists are proud to present a project they have been working on for centuries

By combining Lmao+Imagine, they get

Imagine.
“My mom was diagnosed with bacterial meningitis

“Lmagine”
Lmagine by Lmagineboy May 25, 2021
stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)
lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet
Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
lmao by exaeta January 13, 2018

ayy lmao 

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alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao
ayy lmao by keaganslover February 8, 2014
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