A backwards Spoonerism of "small penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 90% of the male population in the world who believe they are males who exude masculinity and coolness at every pore (gipsinebs) but in reality are jealous, self-loathing, insecure, and premature ejacualtors. Commonly also known as a tool. Lack any legitimate skills, knowledge, and/or true confidence to thrive in life. They are really followers and not leaders. A high percentage of llampsines are known to have an excessive preoccupation with the idea of money, cars, women, bling, partying, etc. and don't have a high enough IQ to formulate any other type of somewhat intelligent thought, but usually never attain such things. Ever. Any male who uses the term "swag" or "YOLO" to define any aspect of themselves is a tell tale sign of llampsineism. Obviously, a physical characteristic is having a small penis, which they always claim is bigger than it really is. Often confuse the idea of confidence and instead display arrogance, which is usually a psychological defense mechanism for their true insecure, hurt selves. 'Llampsines' is the technical way of spelling, but due to too many llampsines getting confused, 's' at the end can either denote singular or plural.

Parker: "Spencer is under the impression that he is coolest thing since sliced bread but is really the biggest nimrod around."
Jason: "He's a total llampsine."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

Notable llampsines:
Any mainstream modern rapper, Adam Levine, 99% of teenagers and young adults. Shit, the list is too long... Aforementioned, 90% of the male population.

If you or a loved one is displaying signs of llampsineism, call now, time is running out.

llampsine by d3ck3r October 27, 2014

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llacknarp

'prank call' spelled backwards....it's when you prank the robo-callers and scam solicitor calls

I told the scam caller all about my unhealthy colon....and he was really just calling to scam me out of my personal information, I totally LLACKNARPed that dude!

llacknarp by llacknarp king August 18, 2021

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LLAP

Abbreviation for Live Long And Prosper. Reference from the show 'Star Trek'. it often followed up with the hand sign '🖖'

James.T.Kirk: See, you later Mr.Spock.
Spock: Live Long and Prosper 🖖

in chat:
Person: I Will meet you tomorrow!
Person1: OKAy, sure.
Person: LLAP
Person1: LLAP

LLAP by Chakrav December 22, 2020

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Live Long And Prosper

We'll talk later, LLAP
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LLAMP

2. Acronym for 'Laughing Like A Mental Patient'. Used when laughing occurs where someone laughs uncontrollably to the point their laughter becomes the object of laughing. Such laughing influences others to laugh by laughter alone.

Where "LOL", LMAO", LMFAO", ROTFLMAO, and ROTFLMFAO, leaves off, LLAMP involves others in your laughter regardless of the source.

LLAMP by Buckeyefanjay July 29, 2011

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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