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ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008
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facebook litigant

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur
John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

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by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014
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Litium

A slang word meaning two young persons who speak arabic. The word is used in southern Finland, and it's a lot more common within youngsters than older people. It's not usually used to be racist or to offend anyone. It's commonly used to tell arabic people apart. The word comes from"Lithium" which is a chemical element.

In some cases instead of Litium, people use an abbreviation "Li". The "L" in the word "Li" means usually the shorter person and "I" means the taller and sportier one.
Hey look , Litium is over there!

Have you seen Litium today?

L is over there, but I can't see I anywhere!
by caralineco March 21, 2017
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cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.
by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016
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litigiphobia

The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.
litigiphobia leads to the label on a plastic bag: THIS IS NOT A TOY
by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007
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Litics

The art of being lit. Haveing characteristics of lit. Being lit and chill in general
Bro that dude over there has the tendency of litics
by Savage Duck January 21, 2020
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