LINETS

A story telling element in many forms of fiction, usually a story produced by a large, soulless studio or was never thought out that much in the first place, that means
Love
Interest
Non-
Essential
To
Story
meaning a character that has little to no personality or backstory in the plot and whose only purpose is to be a nice compliment to the protagonist.
This phrase was first coined by the Nostalgia Chick in her review of Dragonheart.

The red haired girl in the film Dragonheart is LINETS

by Taxrenn March 3, 2011

Bus Lines in Israel

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Tight lines

A salutation, greeting, or wish for good luck between fishermen. Keeping your lines tight indicates that you're catching lots of fish.

a.) You're going out on the water today? Tight lines!
b.) Happy birthday buddy and tight lines!

by Jonlama August 16, 2016

Lineth

"She was beautiful, but not like those girls in the magazines. She was beautiful for the way she thought. She was beautiful for that sparkle in her eyes when she talked about something she loved. She was beautiful for her ability to make other people smile even when she was sad. No, she wasn't beautiful for something as temporary as her looks. She was beautiful, deep down to her soul."

God she's so Lineth.

by Chicagomoya January 27, 2014

gina linetti

the best character from brooklyn nine

hi im gina linetti, human form of the 💯emoji

by ginalinetti March 28, 2018

Shakespeare Lines

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012

Linette

She's the most finest & gorgeous person in the world. She has a huge heart & you'll fall in love with her in seconds. She's like a diamond hard to find but once found you have to keep her.

Omg! Is linette an angel sent from heaven?
Linette is perfect In every shape & form
Damn! Linettes are keepers

by Neverbetter450 July 11, 2016