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Lazy Hippo Transport:

These are the devices that grossly obese American's use to roam fat markets like Walmart without having to actually walk to do so. They are very prevalent in Southern Ohio but have been seen on other states as well due to Medicare giving out our tax money so lazy American everywhere can get fatter with the least amount of effort.
I was at Walmart and was run over by a crazed women on her LHT while standing in front of the Twinkie isle.
LHT by Airfoilsguy March 31, 2011
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When someone says "ily" but you love *him*... "Love him too"
Person 1: ILLYY
person 2: lht.. (love him too)
Person 1: huh?
Person 2: Autocorrect :)
Lht by UnknownedUser December 2, 2021
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An acronym. Stands for "let her touch your penis." The phrase has been made popular in the movie Harold and Kumar. This advice is suggested by Kumar to Harold.
I'm telling you man, just lhtyp.

You want my advice? I suggest you lhtyp

Did you lhtyp?

Is she hot? Would you lhtyp?
lhtyp by Cotixan January 8, 2011
She was lhtab when he fell on his face.
LHTAB by darealmrhswayne May 17, 2009
His dick makes all his decisions,LHTFBH
LHTFBH by woodpile January 20, 2010
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guy 1: dude! gess who just broque up?
guy 2: woah...lhts
lhts by Tia21 April 16, 2010
Abreviation for love him/her to death.
I lhtd you babe!
lhtd by I love purple squirrels February 12, 2009