LHT 

Lazy Hippo Transport:

These are the devices that grossly obese American's use to roam fat markets like Walmart without having to actually walk to do so. They are very prevalent in Southern Ohio but have been seen on other states as well due to Medicare giving out our tax money so lazy American everywhere can get fatter with the least amount of effort.

I was at Walmart and was run over by a crazed women on her LHT while standing in front of the Twinkie isle.

LHT by Airfoilsguy March 31, 2011

Lht 

When someone says "ily" but you love *him*... "Love him too"

Person 1: ILLYY
person 2: lht.. (love him too)
Person 1: huh?
Person 2: Autocorrect :)

Lht by UnknownedUser December 2, 2021

lhtyp 

An acronym. Stands for "let her touch your penis." The phrase has been made popular in the movie Harold and Kumar. This advice is suggested by Kumar to Harold.

I'm telling you man, just lhtyp.

You want my advice? I suggest you lhtyp

Did you lhtyp?

Is she hot? Would you lhtyp?

lhtyp by Cotixan January 8, 2011

LHTAB

laughing hard than a bitch.

She was lhtab when he fell on his face.

LHTAB by darealmrhswayne May 17, 2009

LHTFBH 

Little Head Thinking For Big Head

His dick makes all his decisions,LHTFBH

LHTFBH by woodpile January 20, 2010

lhts 

Learn how to spell

passin notes.....
guy 1: dude! gess who just broque up?
guy 2: woah...lhts

lhts by Tia21 April 16, 2010

lhtd 

Abreviation for love him/her to death.

I lhtd you babe!

lhtd by I love purple squirrels February 12, 2009