woodpile's definitions

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

she is a boneyard

girl who has has been boned so many times,she has more bones than a graveyard.

Every time you have sex with her its like a trip to the cemetery.She 'boned' so many guys,she is a boneyard.

by woodpile February 8, 2010

LLAH

even funnier than laughing your ass off,is laughing like a hyena,the most famous of all laffers.

The funniest thing you ever heard,you couldn't stop laughing,you were LLAH.

by woodpile February 8, 2010

woodpolisher

a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.

Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.

by woodpile February 3, 2010

up and down clown

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown

He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

best of the bobbin

A girl who gives the best blow jobs,she the best of the bobbin when it comes to blowjobs.

To watch her head bobbin up and down like that,she should be awarded the best of the bobbin on the nobbin.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

bob the nob

A gay guy sucking another guy,that fag knows how to bob the nob.

bob is a general name for a guy,who is gay,that loves oral sex.A gay man who would rather bob the nob,suck your cock,then take it up the ass.

by woodpile January 25, 2010