woodpile's definitions

woodpolisher

a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.

Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.

by woodpile February 3, 2010

she is a boneyard

girl who has has been boned so many times,she has more bones than a graveyard.

Every time you have sex with her its like a trip to the cemetery.She 'boned' so many guys,she is a boneyard.

by woodpile February 8, 2010

LLAH

even funnier than laughing your ass off,is laughing like a hyena,the most famous of all laffers.

The funniest thing you ever heard,you couldn't stop laughing,you were LLAH.

by woodpile February 8, 2010

WOTW

Woody Of The Week

She was totaly hot until I saw another hotter chick.My dick stay hard for her,she the WOTW

by woodpile January 19, 2010

LHTFBH

Little Head Thinking For Big Head

His dick makes all his decisions,LHTFBH

by woodpile January 20, 2010

hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants-like your big head in hooded sweatshirt

she bent over with those big tits and I popped an instant hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010