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lazybones 

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"
lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022
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lazybones 

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.
come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.
lazybones by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy
"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"
Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

Lazyness 

The lazy way of spelling "laziness". Often occurs when one is so lazy that they actually measure that on a conventional keyboard the distance from the N to the Y as opposed to the N to the I is shorter than the latter.
The fact that the author has not uploaded an example for this is denoting the characteristic of prime lazyness. Fuck yeah.
Lazyness by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Ladyboner 

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.
Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."
Word of the Day on September 6, 2011

lazyness 

Lazyness - See lazy and laziness. Lazyness is the state of being lazy. Lazyness is usually used by people who are too lazy to subsitiute the y for an i. Lazy-"ness" people can also be people who have conflicting lazy attributes.
For exmaple:
20:53 <Alsark> I have heard of action points. I participate in a campaign where those are used. As for crafting points... never heard of them and I'm too lazy to click the link.

A normal person would not Type up 3 sentences in one message telling someone basically:
I don't know.
I don't want to click the link.

He has put effort into his message, but yet... he is too lazy to actually click the link offered.

Alsark's lazyness contridicts his attributes.
lazyness by mRX December 18, 2005

lazybonics 

1. The replacement of regular words in written text with their shortened representations. Also may be combinations of letters and numbers.
-"You are late!" becomes "U R L8!" Lazybonics wurked 4 me!
lazybonics by 2jetskis September 8, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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