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L.A.M.B.S 

LAMBS / L.A.M.B.S - Refers to the least productive denominator co-workers found in white collar jobs:

Bill: "Dude i spent all weekend rewriting this test module and Frank shot it down"
Ted: "Yeah dude.. Frank does nothing but meetings all day. He is SUCH a LAMB!!"
L.A.M.B.S by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018
Words you can keep

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.
Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B 

Short for like my but and suck on my balls! a lyric from the movie "Team America"
my teacher told larry and i that we had extra homework so we told him to L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B!!!!
L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B by Mr. Reaper April 7, 2007

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. 

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.
Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B

Short for Loving Someone Who Will Never Actually Love Me Back
I suffer from L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B
L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B by Fladf1sk December 15, 2023

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
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