Definitions by TerryCowboy
senior pimpizen
this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"
ABS well into their Senior years...
ABS well into their Senior years...
Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"
Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"
Gallent: ".....!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"
Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"
Gallent: ".....!"
senior pimpizen by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022
Banana Booty
(knuckleheads, after watching an episode of the hit Showtime Series... SHAMELESS)
Troy: Bro, remember little Debbie? She has grown up and filled out!
Larry: Hell yeah! She has gotten quite the Banana Booty!
Troy: Bro, remember little Debbie? She has grown up and filled out!
Larry: Hell yeah! She has gotten quite the Banana Booty!
Banana Booty by TerryCowboy August 25, 2021
A.S.S.R.E.A.M
Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M
Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen
Joe: YOU ANIMAL..
Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen
Joe: YOU ANIMAL..
A.S.S.R.E.A.M by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021
Booty Beauty
A girl who has an ass that wins beauty pagents, but a face that should be on radio.
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
Craig: DAAAYUM Daryl! Check out that chick, she is fine as spring wine!
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
Booty Beauty by TerryCowboy February 12, 2019
LETBS
LETBS - Let The Bitch Slide
The act of selectively ignoring your significant others complete nose-dive into unreason during any domestic conflict.
(particularly useful when one expects to get laid later that day)
The act of selectively ignoring your significant others complete nose-dive into unreason during any domestic conflict.
(particularly useful when one expects to get laid later that day)
Craig: Why were you guys late last night?
Daryl: Yeah dog im sorry.. we were fighting over what color to paint the nursery
Craig: DUDE when did you get Megan preggo?
Daryl: Uhh.. Like NEVER.. She says she wants to get used to the color before she has a kid
Craig: W..T...F??????
Daryl: Don't ask me dude, i just wanna hit that before no shave November
Craig: Yeah, LETBS dude.. or you'll never see her naked again..
Daryl: ...word..
Daryl: Yeah dog im sorry.. we were fighting over what color to paint the nursery
Craig: DUDE when did you get Megan preggo?
Daryl: Uhh.. Like NEVER.. She says she wants to get used to the color before she has a kid
Craig: W..T...F??????
Daryl: Don't ask me dude, i just wanna hit that before no shave November
Craig: Yeah, LETBS dude.. or you'll never see her naked again..
Daryl: ...word..
LETBS by TerryCowboy February 2, 2019
polish the dolphin
The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
polish the dolphin by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018
erectile distraction
When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
erectile distraction by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018