TerryCowboy's definitions

senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022

A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me

Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen

Joe: YOU ANIMAL..

by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021

L.A.M.B.S

Lazy Ass Mafucking Bitch(s)

LAMBS / L.A.M.B.S - Refers to the least productive denominator co-workers found in white collar jobs:

Bill: "Dude i spent all weekend rewriting this test module and Frank shot it down"
Ted: "Yeah dude.. Frank does nothing but meetings all day. He is SUCH a LAMB!!"

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018

LETBS

LETBS - Let The Bitch Slide

The act of selectively ignoring your significant others complete nose-dive into unreason during any domestic conflict.
(particularly useful when one expects to get laid later that day)

Craig: Why were you guys late last night?
Daryl: Yeah dog im sorry.. we were fighting over what color to paint the nursery
Craig: DUDE when did you get Megan preggo?
Daryl: Uhh.. Like NEVER.. She says she wants to get used to the color before she has a kid
Craig: W..T...F??????
Daryl: Don't ask me dude, i just wanna hit that before no shave November
Craig: Yeah, LETBS dude.. or you'll never see her naked again..
Daryl: ...word..

by TerryCowboy February 2, 2019

Booty Beauty

A girl who has an ass that wins beauty pagents, but a face that should be on radio.

You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts

Craig: DAAAYUM Daryl! Check out that chick, she is fine as spring wine!
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...

by TerryCowboy February 12, 2019