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kwow what I mean, Pea?
KWIMP by stavros March 17, 2003
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KWIMP • kimp • Kwomphotated • Krimps • KWIM • Kwip • kiimpi • Kimpa • Kimpact • kimpembe
One who either got accepted or rejected for Discord partnership because the Discord higher ups are fucking children.
Springle: aw shinkledinks kimpa.
applicant: wtf is wrong with these people?
kimpa by Corcor181 March 20, 2019

kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in a watermelon
Damn. My annoying neighbour makes me so kwomphotated.
kwomphotated by Asshakhsu January 18, 2020
The space between the start and zero mark on a ruler
Watch out for the kwimble when you measure otherwise the measurement will be off.
kwimble by Coral Rief November 10, 2021
The word Kwirp, (sometimes spelled quirp) is an adjective that describes a person who is dull and/or slow witted.

The term originates from Sir Francis Drake High School and contrary to popular belief is not a slur.
Jordan drops his lunch on the ground.

- Rich, "Kwiiiirrrppp"

-Jordan "Shut up Kwirp"

Synonyms: Stupid, Idiot, Stubborn dumbass.
Kwirp by The True Admin October 22, 2012

Krimpet Bootleg 

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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