Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted. Or to be beyond bamboozled.

*Expects to cry during a Disney movie*
Merk: i ... i ... i ... I'm kwomphotated. I didn't shed one single tear at all.

by pigoon January 18, 2020

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

ex: *gets killed in Call of Duty* I am beyond flabbergasted, I am kwomphotated

by jkhgfdxcvgbhjki January 18, 2020

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabergasted that you want to smash your face into a watermelon

Person 1: I am so kwomphotated, as I can’t compete with the others.
Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon.

1: "Man monday sucks. I am so Kwomphotated"
2: "I suck at this game, I am behiond flabbergasted, I'm Kwomphotated"

by DryTEK January 18, 2020

kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in a watermelon

Damn. My annoying neighbour makes me so kwomphotated.

by Asshakhsu January 18, 2020

kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

I am so kwomphotated

by The walking alphabet January 19, 2020

kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

I was kwomphotated I failed my math test

by Merkmusic January 20, 2020