Kwaned 

Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.

Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.

Roommate: "Woah, where did all of this food come from? There's enough here to feed an army for two weeks!"

Other Roommate: "We got Kwaned."

Kwaned by IFRS-Man September 2, 2010

kwaked out 

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

kwaked out by weedoholic September 19, 2016

kwned 

kwned is a rarely used edition of the word owned and pwned.

In certain first person shooter games (namely Counter-Strike), players are equipped with a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, and a melee attack. In Counter-Strike (CS hence forth) players are given a knife. To "kwn" a person would be to own them with the knife.

Note that the K indeed stands for knife, and to use it in the context of being hit (such as in Halo) would be incorrect.

FatManMGS2 killed Noob with knife.

Noob: Darn!
FatManMGS2: kwned

kwned by FatManMGS2 December 30, 2006

Kwandile 

Very handsome cute AF nigga who is a ladies man

John is a being a kwandile rn

Kwandile by Hdnehejwjndb May 6, 2019

Kwandidate 

A jew-owned American presidential candidate who's really just a goy-front for the jewish tyranny.

The republican kwandidate this time around is Mitt Romney.

Obama and Romney - Geez, what fantastic kwandidates to choose from in the 2012 presidential election!

The kwandidate of my choosing is Mitt Romney, because I'm confident he will attack Iran minutes after his inauguration. Eretz Israel!

Kwandidate by Bibi-netting$-yahu September 7, 2012

Keaned 

To get 'flattened' or 'owned' as some Americans may say. In reference to Manchester United legend Roy Keane.

Oh man, did you see Frank Lampard get Keaned by Vidic?

Keaned by Hosium December 9, 2008

Kaneda

A character from the film Akira.

Kaneda is that guy from Akira.

Kaneda by Kanadarius March 14, 2004