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Kurtus is a bloke who is tall as FUCK since coming out the womb.

Kurtus is funny and also has that cringe side were U can't help but cringe for him. (I think it's funny asf, no complaints).
He don't really fit in, whether that is for the better or the worse. Though when with the right people his smile could light up your whole day, just by seeing him actually happy once in a while.

Kurtus will always care, sometimes a little to much, but he will always be there for the right people.

Kurtus can be one dumb ass nigga, but that's just apart of who he is so...like it or leave it I guess.
Can hmu anytime and I'll be there for him no matter what it is, man's deserves more then this world.
is it a tree? the eiffel tower? a giraffe?

oh nvm it's just kurtus
Kurtus by HelpMePlease6996 May 19, 2022
Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta. People of this religion say “AKAKU🛐” as a blessing to others.
“I just converted to kurtism, AKAKU🛐”
Kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020
Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta from hunterXhunter. The people of this religion often say “AKAKU🛐” to bless.
Gon: “I recently converted to Kurtism”
Killua: “What the fuxk-“
kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020

Kurtis Town

A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.
"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air

kurtis conner 

amazing dude who will always make people laugh. a genuinely good-hearted dude who has the best words to say in all his videos, even since vine. overall, kurtis, hes a rlly nice dude and everyone should go subscribe to kurtis conner.
person a: hey have you seen kurtis conner's new video
person b: ye ye ofc he's the best
kurtis conner by yeehaw6699 May 15, 2019
Kurtism Is the definition of a new religion created by Kurapika stans, who now worship and praise their lord and savior Kurapika Kurta. “AKAKU🛐” as their main saying and blessing. “Hi Ni Moeru Hitomi” is their praise song along with “MGMT - Little Dark Age”.

Kurapika Kurta is a character from the show Hunter X Hunter, and is the last remaining survivor of the Kurta Clan. He bounds to hunt down the Phantom troupe, who had committed mass Genocide on his Clan.

There is a current ‘Kurtism Bible’ in the making by a individual on the platform TikTok, and should be published publicly in a few weeks or so.

Kurtism, was a small religion in the making, but increased drastically over hours on end. It’s believed to have just come out of thin air, as people are confused on where all of these new Kurapika followers came from.

There is to be a lot of reasons why Kurtism followers do as so. It is stated that Kurapika Kurta is,

-Pro Choice
-Very unproblematic

-Respects Women
-Has done ‘good things’ for us
-He supports LGBTQ+ rights and BLM
-and many more

Many people have converted into Kurtism over the past 2 days, and the community grows bigger each day.

Kurtism is a very serious religion, and should be taken seriously. Akaku🛐
Person A: I converted into Kurtism.
Person B: Oh my god! Akaku🛐!!
Kurtism by ItsIrene October 30, 2020
Kurtism is a newly found religion, in which the followers worship their god Kurapika Kurta. They say “AKAKU 🛐” to bless others. They also have a large hate for spiders as Kurapika has great despise for them. If one who follows the Kurtism religion ever sees a spider it must be wiped out of existence.

Kurapika Kurta is one of the most highest. They worship his beauty, fight and elegance.
Person 1: “I just converted to the Kurtism religion!”

Person 2: “Ah finally! Akaku. 🛐 May lord Kurapika cherish you!!”
Kurtism by lizziero October 30, 2020
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