kurtle

A white male, usually named Kurt, with a turtle-like hump on his back and a heifer sized chip on his shoulder.

That guy is a total kurtle.

by AmyGayhart August 30, 2009

Kurtle

A type of internet creature that has body parts of both a turtle and a koala. Often found in the depths of ancient image hosters, and long forgotten webservers.

"Hey man, check out this Kurtle I found on Tinypic!"

by JohnKurtle October 2, 2014

kurtle

This can be used as a noun or a verb.
The act of creeping or the person who creeps on other people's girlfriend/boyfriend or obvious love interest.

"Look at this Kurtle, he's creepin on Kristen but he knows that's Cameron's girl"

The verb can either be used by itself or with the addition of "pull":

"This man's pullin a Kurtle, he's been creepin on Liz all day"
or just simply
"This man's Kurtlin it up, he keeps tryin ta make a move on her when her man's sittin right there"

by Hobo16 December 5, 2005

Kurtle

A nickname to call your friend if he/she is a fast turtle

Kurtle the turtle is sooooo cute

by happydolphin October 13, 2019

olga kurylenko

The super hot actress from the movie hitman, also will be the new bond girl!!

Damn Olga Kurylenko was hot in that movie, #47 must have been gay not to hit that

by tunazz June 16, 2008

Kirtley

A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).

Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."

by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

kurple

the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.

She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.

by drusiph November 2, 2012