Kurtley 

A wonderful human being with a big dick

His dick is so big he must be a Kurtley

Kurtley by Arthur Roberto November 22, 2021

Philly Kurtley 

sad ugly wench who's sister has bigger tits and slittier eyes

Phillipa Kurtley

Philly Kurtley by logan January 21, 2004

Kirtley

A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).

Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."

Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

kurtseyeliner

The best tiktoker i’ve ever heard of who makes amazing tiktoks and is a really cool mutual ❤️

Kurtseyeliner is so cool!

kurtseyeliner by kurtseyelinerisamazing May 31, 2021

kurtney

1) Both Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (together)

eg. 'They had an article on kurtney in the NME'
(also: 'They had an article on Court and Kurtney in the NME')

2) Of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (together)

For example...

'That's SOOOOOOOOOOO Fuckin' Kurtney'

'Wow... very kurtney'

kurtney by Prettyontheinside September 19, 2005

kurtseyeliner

the best person ever💖💖💖

omg it’s kurtseyeliner
- who is that?
the most amazing human being!!

kurtseyeliner by .hshqs May 31, 2021

kurtseyeliner

kurtseyeliner is a TikToker. She is one of the nicest people I have ever met!! She has very great music taste and is an important person in my life who everyone should care about. Everybody loves kurtseyeliner because she’s the best and deserves everything she wants. She is super funny and thinks the song “mask” is bad and that’s correct. She is the most famous and best BFF you can have!! -kurtseyeliner’s friend (I think)

“Do you know kurtseyeliner?” “Hell yeah I love her”

kurtseyeliner by Poopyfart777!: May 31, 2021