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Being Kurdish is one of the best things you can be. If you are lucky enough to be part of this amazing community then you should consider yourself the King of the world. These people are amazing, friendly social, lovable, perfect in every way.

Kurdish girls are a different species than you commoners. They are strong and powerful, and if you get on the wrong side of them, you should run. That is the only way to get out of a fight with them unscathed.

Kurdish boys are more powerful than you could ever imagine, yes, they are not in the same league as the girls, but they will be your ultimate nightmare if you hurt their loved ones badly.

They are kind and sociable people, and born comedians too. Their boys are handsome and their girls are hot and you would be lucky to be in a relationship with them. You should never break up with a Kurd or it will be he last thing that you do.
Damn, did you hear about the fight with that Kurdish person.
Yeah, did you see what she did to the girl. SHE BARELY GOT OUT ALIVE.
Kurdish by Anonymous_3198 December 27, 2020

Kurdish chick 

These girls are from the middle east. Their physical characteristics are usualy Dark hair, skin, curvy and generally very warm people. They LOVE dancing. I went to one Kurdish wedding and the girls were SHAKING IT!!!
Belly dancing and traditional folk dances are niceeeeee.
"Check that chick..." "blood shes a KURD, her name is Rojda and she is fineeeee" "yh bro, these mediterranean beauties and kurdish chick are taking over"
Kurdish chick by Jermainezz December 18, 2007

kurdish girl 

Extravagant, beautiful women with dark hair and bold features. Also, very intelligent with high fashion and great style. Amazing dancers.
Dude 1: Wow! Who's that babe over there?
Dude 2: I don't know dude, but she's smokin' hot!
Dude 3: She's a kurdish girl you idiots. Can't you tell? They're all hot like that.
kurdish girl by KurdishGirl April 25, 2008

kurdish people

Renowned for their long-standing fight for freedom, liberty and democracy, the Kurdish people are the largest ethnic group without a state.

Kurdish people number around 32,000,000 strong, and live in a Middle Eastern region known as Kurdistan.

These people have been friends of the West for the entirety of the modern era and have enjoyed the support of the West, especially the USA, in their war against terror.

Kurds have become renowned for their forward-thinking and views on equality - especially between men and women. Females make up a huge bloc of their army and are in every managerial position in Rojava, Western Kurdistan.
The Kurdish people must be very progressive due to their democratic and feminist ideology.
kurdish people by Ocalan May 13, 2016

Kurdish Speedball 

A dangerous cocktail of stimulants and depressants comprised of a cigarette, a glass of heavily sweetened tea, an energy drink and a handful of sleeping pills. These ingredients are frequently smuggled across borders in the Middle East at reasonable prices. The Kurdish Speedball is usually used in an attempt to relieve the stress that goes with being a member of an oppressed group.
Ever since Comrade Mazlum lost his dad to the brutality of the Turkish government, he's been unable to get to sleep without a Kurdish Speedball.

kurdish pasty 

a phrase that can be used in almost any situation, as an exclamation, a derisory term or even a cryptic synonym for vagina but probably not actually what it would appear to be.
Bob: can i have a bite of your kurdish pasty?
Anne: NO! FUCK OFF! YOU KURDISH PASTY!!!
kurdish pasty by The March Hare January 11, 2005

Kurdish Pancake 

When a woman is getting double-ended by two Kurdish men, and they both nut on her at the same time, covering her in warm Middle-Eastern Man-Syrup.
A lady met two men while on holidays in Kurdistan.

Things got a bit frisky, and they gave her the Kurdish Pancake.
Kurdish Pancake by brad_tempa May 26, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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