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Kapism
the belief that Kappy is quite spiffy and also the best person ever.
Followers of Kapism believe that one or more of the following are awesome: Lady Gaga, Nick Jonas, Gina, synchronized skating, and the color pink. Many are also atheist.
Followers of Kapism believe that one or more of the following are awesome: Lady Gaga, Nick Jonas, Gina, synchronized skating, and the color pink. Many are also atheist.
Person 1: What the heck is Kapism?
Person 2: Umm only the best "religion" in the world. Duh.
Person 1: Who is Kappy?
Person 2: The teenage girl equivalent to Jesus.
Person 2: Umm only the best "religion" in the world. Duh.
Person 1: Who is Kappy?
Person 2: The teenage girl equivalent to Jesus.
Related Words
Kupism • Kepism • Kipism • Kubismen • Kapism • Kepismus • Kuisma • Kufi Smack • Kufi Smackers • Kuji Smoke
Kipism
Or a "pseudo intellectual"
A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
"Yes see we are only .343 degrees southwest of the lines of latitude and the winds blowing east bound, we should arrive soon"
"STFU your pulling a Kipism
"STFU your pulling a Kipism
Kipism by N.Hollywood December 16, 2009
Kipism
Or a "pseudo intellectual"
A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
"Yes see we are only .343 degrees southwest of the lines of latitude and the winds blowing east bound, we should arrive soon"
"STFU your pulling a Kipism
"STFU your pulling a Kipism
Kipism by N.Hollywood December 16, 2009
Kuisma
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