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An ill advised shot by a below average basketball player.

That shot was such a Kuisma.

Kuisma by Martti Kuisma December 29, 2004

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Kisma

A severe case of ligma, and possibly sugma, where the victim becomes prone to a vast amount of unneeded ball sweating and other weird substances. It is usually associated with Fortnite gamers.

"I heard that Ryan had kisma!"

"I know man, poor Ryan."

"I hope he'll be okay.. if this was curable."

Kisma by Quyet September 7, 2018

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Kuisma • kismat • Kisma • Krismas • krismarie • Khisma • kismabutt • Kismarma • Kismary • Kismass

kisma

Keweenaw Invasive Species Management Area.

"Hey wanna go to kisma?"
"sure!"

kisma by Jemeefria November 2, 2018

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Kisma

Commonly mistaken for Connor, this is kis my balls lil B.

I got Kisma after watching Ninja get Ligma.

Kisma by DxruvHasLigmaBalls December 17, 2018

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Klisman

Klisman is a unusual name from Germany. There were a mafia boss also called Klisman.

Klisman

Klisman by Klisman July 27, 2020

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Kismarma

Kismet is the belief that what will be will be; Kharma is the belief that what you do today determines what happens to you tomorrow.
Kismarma is the belief that no matter what you do you're fucked.

She stopped believing in Murphy's Law. That was for her parents. The new generation knows that kismarma rules. And yet she remains optimistic in an idiotic sort of way.

Kismarma by sanduski May 3, 2009

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Kisma

When lack in kisma its bad

'KISMA BALL' by Joe mama

Kisma by sharkyiskisma December 20, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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