Kapism

the belief that Kappy is quite spiffy and also the best person ever.

Followers of Kapism believe that one or more of the following are awesome: Lady Gaga, Nick Jonas, Gina, synchronized skating, and the color pink. Many are also atheist.

Person 1: What the heck is Kapism?
Person 2: Umm only the best "religion" in the world. Duh.

Person 1: Who is Kappy?
Person 2: The teenage girl equivalent to Jesus.

Kapism by aakdsposp June 21, 2011

Kaiism 

A philosophy that states that human kind can do anything, good or bad. Kaiism believes in the flying spaghetti monster, who eats children.

Do you believe in Kaiism?

Kaiism by Kaiasourasrex January 28, 2022

Karisma

Both a concept and a name, "Karisma" is that fiery ball of warmth in the room that everyone wishes to crowd around. She has a dope personality, and is one that all desire to meet and have an intellectual conversation with. The name, and the person, are both hard to forget; so it's not surprising that the person has a diverse multitude of friends.

A hybrid between the adjective "Karishma" --not to be confused with the noun, "karishma," defined by urban dictionary-- and the adjective "Charisma" (which describes Karisma pretty accurately), "Karisma" can be used as both a noun and an adjective for anything that is not typical or shallow.

It is also often said that "Karisma" can be derived from the Hindu god "Krishna," therefore making "Karisma" a female version of the god--a deity with innate superpowers, wisdom, and physical beauty!

1) You're presentation was great, but it lacked karisma. (adj.)

2) Karisma is fucking awesome! (n.)

Karisma by faeriefire20 March 10, 2009

karpism 

a cult revolving around JK.

Zoe: “what are you doing after school?”
brooke: “i’m going to my karpism meet.”

karpism by jessica424 November 8, 2020

Katisms

When ya speak and no one knows what you're talking about .. usually high on da ganja

Stop with the Katisms, no one knows what you mean.

Katisms by Prynce Ryder February 6, 2021

kapish 

kapish is formally spelled as capisce (pronounced as cah-peesh) which is derived from the italian word capire "to understand" and from latin capere "to grasp or to seize".

it is now used in american slang to say "got it" or "understand."

common alternative spellings you might encounter are capice, capicé, capiche, capeesh, capisch, capishe and coppish.

teacher: everyone shut up otherwise you will all be in detention, kapish?

kapish by gothiqa January 4, 2009

katism 

The lack of a need for religion due to one's own belief in themself. Said belief in oneself brings forth happiness and self-peace, but is seen as a bit strange to those not yet having embraced the idea. The word is variable in occordance with an individuals name, but takes its original form due the to the name of the original practitioner, in this case the lovely Kate.

kr00t0n is a firm believer in kr00tism, and is happier for it.

katism by kr00t0n September 13, 2003