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kungfu action jesus
kungfu action jesus by sonic869 September 22, 2009
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kungfu jesus by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007
kungfu purple
high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
kungfu purple by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011
kungfu grip
a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.
Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.
Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.
Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.
kungfu grip by the recipient of it June 15, 2009
Angry Kungfu Man
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, then you trow some long hair against her nose and you will have a Angry Kungfu [Man}
Angry Kungfu Man by THMRY December 20, 2008
Kung Fu Kenny
Kendrick Lamar's newest nickname, introduced on his most recent studio album "Damn.". Featured on songs like "LOYALTY." and in the music video for "DNA.", as well as playing himself as Kung Fu Kenny in a film played before Kendrick performed at Coachella 2017, it looks like Lamar may be going through a martial arts phase.
Kung Fu Kenny by Kung Fu Kenny April 19, 2017
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"