by Tyler Clark May 01, 2007
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by bigboiiiiii! January 13, 2011
a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.
Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.
Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.
Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.
by the recipient of it June 15, 2009
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While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, then you trow some long hair against her nose and you will have a Angry Kungfu Man}
by THMRY December 15, 2008
Kungfu, a funny nickname of the father of Kebron. Originally called Tesfu, but that wasn't funny enough.
by Diarelem February 02, 2023