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kungfu action jesus 

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power
kungfu action jesus by sonic869 September 22, 2009

kungfu jesus 

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes
DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus
kungfu jesus by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007

kungfu purple 

high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus
kungfu purple by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011

kungfu grip 

a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.
Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.

Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.

Angry Kungfu Man 

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, then you trow some long hair against her nose and you will have a Angry Kungfu Man}
Angry Kungfu Man by THMRY December 20, 2008

Kung Fu Kenny 

Kendrick Lamar's newest nickname, introduced on his most recent studio album "Damn.". Featured on songs like "LOYALTY." and in the music video for "DNA.", as well as playing himself as Kung Fu Kenny in a film played before Kendrick performed at Coachella 2017, it looks like Lamar may be going through a martial arts phase.
"Yo, did you hear Kung Fu Kenny''s new song?"
"Yeah, it was amazing"
Kung Fu Kenny by Kung Fu Kenny April 19, 2017