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KungFuKev 

A dangerous predator who uses YouTube in order to engage young female victims. Often enabled by his brother Richard. Kev Turner from Derby uses crisp packets as weapons but the children like it
KungFuKev says: “If you want to assept my challenge I’ll hide and not fight because I’m busy with the girls on skeg pier, I’m a dangerous predator, not fighter”
KungFuKev by JDeastmids March 14, 2025
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kungfukillerwolfbitch 

a person (more often than not a woman) who at first appears to have a pleasant persona and sufficient qualities as a romantic partner but is later revealed to have several sever flaws, either be it a mental illness combined with a dangerous hobby or off-putting personal tastes. Originated from an episode of the Boondocks, where Grandad has a date with a smart attractive and successful woman who turns out to have been raised by wolves and possesses severe abandoment issues, along with clinical depression and a black belt of the lost deadly art of White Lotus Kung-Fu
Riley: Why'd you have to go and bring the kungfukillerwolfbitch in the house Grandad

Grandad: How was I supposed to know that she was a kungfukillerwolfbitch?

Guy 1: Dude, that date last night was brutal!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: The chick turned out to be a kugfukillerwolfbitch!
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you think? I got the hell out and changed my
number, good thing she doesn't know my address.

kungfused 

When a Kung Fu master hears the term "non-binary" for the first time. He is Kung-fused.
The master was Kungfused when he was asked where the "non-binary" bathroom was in the temple.
kungfused by canisfortis January 7, 2021

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Ur Mothers. Who's Joe: Joe Mama. Imagine Dragon: deez balls across your face.
The man told his friend to HFKDHGJ VMVKFHGNGFU JFKGHDMVNMDKJGKF KUNGFUKDJFKDHFIEHPANDAKFKFLSJKMoMKSJFMSKFHKFMJDKKUM. The friend was very mad.