Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.
Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.
To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.
Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.
XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.
A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.