Kung Foo 

Skill from badass programming powers

"He has some serious kung foo skills"

Kung Foo by Raziel February 9, 2003

Kung Foo 

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.

Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.

Kung Foo by Jake June 25, 2004

Kung Foo Fighting 

To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.

Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.

http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting

XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.

Kung Foo Fighting by beerguytoo April 14, 2009

g.i. joe kung foo grip 

a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job

dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.

g.i. joe kung foo grip by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009

kung foolery 

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

kung foolery by David December 31, 2004

Kung Fool 

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

Kung Fool by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007

kung-food 

Any type of asian food or delicacy that has a kick.

Guy: Nigga I'm hungry.

Girl: How bout kung-food?

kung-food by Niggastotle March 31, 2021