Kumph

Where the base of your penis meets the skin

I shaved around the kumph

by nperelmuter September 27, 2019

kumchucka

this happens when a man cums in his hand and throws it at some part of a girl followed by rubbing his previously cum filled hand all over her face

She begged me to be a kumchucka vitum

by jjaroh90 August 2, 2009

Kumpel

A German word meaning

1. pal, mate, buddy etc. Plural: usually Kumpels.

2. A coal miner. Plural: usually Kumpel.

1. Ich treff mich heut Abend mit meinen Kumpels

2. Bei einem Erdrutsch wurden zehn Kumpel verschüttet.

by Aquifex August 28, 2010

Kumpaste

Verb; when a male ejaculates onto his partners tooth brush and has them brush their teeth with it to achieve pearly whites.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with kumpaste!

by kumpaster February 20, 2011

Alexandra Kump

Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a Goddess. She is flawless with her spicy personality. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with her inhumanly, Godly powers. Usually she will have dazzling accessories to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl loves boys, obsessed over BOTDF and is gorgeous while she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found mesmerizing some boy with her irresistible charm and beauty. She hates to be alone, and can stay awake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. She is my Pretty Kitty. She is my Biffle fo sho.♥

P.s Unfortunately, Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in me having to watch out for her to keep her out of trouble.

Melissa: Hello Miss Alexandra Kump.
Alexandra: Hola, amiga.
Melissa: Have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: Its five o’clock somewhere,

:)

by TwistedGlory July 20, 2010

Kumiho

The real definition of the word kumiho is a mythical creature in Korean folklore and legends that is a fox that lives 1,000 years and therefore turns into a kumiho, which, simply put, is a nine-tailed fox. The kumiho can shapeshift into a human whenever it wants, but it may still have fox ears or a fox tail visible as a result of truly being a fox. It has to eat livers of humans to avoid dissolving into bubbles in a thousand years, but a kumiho can become human forever and stop having to eat humans if the kumiho can refrain from eating humans and/or human liver for 1,000 days.

Moonlight shone over a graveyard at night, when all humans are asleep, and in the light you could faintly make out the shape of a kumiho, wandering around the graveyard all alone. Its nine tails stuck up high in the air as it prowled silently around the graves, sniffing the air a few times before coming to a halt in front of one of the graves. It sniffed the air again, then began to dig at the foot of the grave, until the human that had been buried in the ground was unearthed. The kumiho pricked its ears to make sure no one else was nearby, then bent its head down and began to eat its prey.

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Kumpaste

When a male ejaculates on a toothbrush and has their partner brush their teeth with it in order to achieve pearly whites.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with kumpaste!

by kumpaster February 26, 2011