Kryptonited

A physical and mental state achieved when heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.

Man you should have seen Alex at the pub last nite, he was kryptonited.

by topperharley June 16, 2013

Kryptonite

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person

I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.

by SydneySilver January 12, 2016

Kryptonite

A strong love and desire for something or someone. They are something or someone you are unable to stay away from.

Bongo is l’s kryptonite. No matter what happens they can’t and won’t be without eachother.

by Lea!Rose! January 01, 2020

Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.

-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.

by GuestStar December 10, 2009

kryptonite

Strong ass Weed

Dont smoke that kryptonite shit will fuck you up

by AC November 28, 2003

Kryptonite

A song by the band 3 Doors Down. It was released in 2000, and is an Alternative/Indie song.

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there and holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

by Master Of Nations August 04, 2020

Kryptonite

Intellectually powerful enough and attractive enough to seduce the strongest willed Playas, Pimps, Macks,Daddies,Hubbies, and Champions.

Man she's got that Kryptonite!

Aww man I swear this Man has got some Kryptonite!

by Buttafly G. September 30, 2010