1 definition by topperharley

Kryptonited

A physical and mental state achieved when heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.

Man you should have seen Alex at the pub last nite, he was kryptonited.

by topperharley June 16, 2013