Kryptosock

The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.

Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.

OMG I am so glad to get these Kryptosock's off, they are sucking me dry.

by Skotishoki December 8, 2017

Kryptodick

the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.

Strap on yo kryptodick we don't want no skanks coming around.

by on work stoppage November 10, 2011