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krofting
Krofting at the VIP
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Keri Kooting
I tend to say I ain't the one... I have said this for decades.... and someone asked me what it actually means...
"I'm not the one".
Haha if you know you know lmao
"I'm not the one".
Haha if you know you know lmao
Don't f+-* with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one, I'm Keri Kooting"
Keri Kooting by NaySuperfly June 22, 2021
Kooting
Kooting by california9492 November 18, 2016
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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