Kooting

The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal

John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!

by california9492 November 18, 2016

Keri Kooting

I tend to say I ain't the one... I have said this for decades.... and someone asked me what it actually means...

"I'm not the one".

Haha if you know you know lmao

Don't f+-* with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one, I'm Keri Kooting"

by NaySuperfly June 22, 2021

Kooringal

Suburb of Wagga Wagga, Australia.

A great divide with government housing on one end, near Kooringal High School, and progressively richer houses as the altitude increases.

If you watch closely you can just make out the dark shadows of local coons making the daily trek for unlocked cars and vacant houses.

"Hey where you from?"

"Kooringal"

"Nice, stay safe mate, not as bad as Ashmont"

by Lopin87 October 16, 2009

Koofting

The art of achieving ones personal needs at the cost of another persons efforts.

"Stop koofting on my chips, you didn't drop a penny."
"I was koofting on his notes and got an A on the exam."

by Big Baba September 28, 2015

kooking ip

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.

"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."

by serial kook ipper November 23, 2010

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009