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kronie town mingler 

That Rando in every resort/ski town who materializes outside the grocery store/convenience store parking lot who obviously isn’t there to shop and is simply around to provide a necessary means of procuring cannabis for the flockers and gawkers.
Joseph, hangout while I grab some snacks see if you can score some takeout from the Kronie Town Mingler.

Phat Kronie 

1. Your boy that is fat as phuck
2. Any of your homies that is down to chill when others aren't
ex. Jeff: Yo lets go get fucked up tonight
Davey: Whateva you say phat kronie
Phat Kronie by DaveyF January 26, 2013

Hella Savvy Kronie 

1. a total bro who is keenly smooth and able to control every situation with his street smarts and knowledge

2. a bro who is hella smooth with the babes and janx
Mikey and Davey are hella savvy kronies, they win every argument and they get allll the cheeks and babes!
A virtual chemical produced by Ouro Kronii in the form of content and consumed the same way. Side effects may include Desire to kiss yo homies, Occasional weirdness, and Clockification of the head.
Recharge your Kroniium by Listening to Daydream.

Ouro Kronii 

Member of Hololive Council and Warden of Time, You can call her dad and she knows that she is amazing in all aspects and beyond perfect.
A: Who is Ouro Kronii?
B: She is the Warden of Time and I simp for her because she is perfect in all aspects
A: Ok Kronii Simp
Ouro Kronii by Krosimp August 31, 2021
A word used to described perfection.
The name is taken from Ouro Kronii (a manifestation of perfect).
You look kronii today!
Kronii by _.Mr.Peabody._ May 4, 2022